The Social Liberal Trash Pandas of Procyonid Republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ragınvald Şopraç with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.359 billion Procyonids hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Letor. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Procyonid economy, worth 112 trillion zibels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 82,592 zibels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Procyonid Republic's national animal is the Procyon lotor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Procyonid Republic is ranked 59,246^th in the world and 200^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 99.27 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.